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Ride This One Podcast

Ride This One Podcast is a NSFW theme park podcast. There will be talk about roller coasters, sex, life, ferris wheels, alcohol, and everything fun... just try to keep an open mind! Due to the adult nature of the podcast, we strongly recommend that you do NOT let your children listen to this podcast.
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Aug 12, 2018

AND THEY'RE BACK! In Ep 5 of RT2 @RTOMuscleDaddy solves the case of the missing duck boat jokes, @RTOValentine remembers his time at Beach Bend and makes us feel unsafe at theme parks, And @RTODelaney reminisces about the old CP Boobie Ride! Oh and they talk about dicks too. QUACK QUACK! 

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Aug 9, 2018

On episode 36 of RTO we introduce you to our newest intern @RTODucky and find out if he’s truly up for the job or if he’ll sink like a duck boat! Slater has a straight moment, and GarBear still hasn’t rode Hang Time! This and so much more on Ep 36 of RTO!

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Aug 4, 2018

On episode 4 of RT2 Muscle Daddy's humor sinks to the bottom of Table Rock Lake so Slater makes us edit it out! Can you tell where the missing jokes went? Still the boys are loud, crass, & gay! Put on your life jackets, waters getting choppy out here! QUACK QUACK!

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Jul 22, 2018

In EP 35 we get ditched by Goliath & GarBear! Muscle Daddy, Brechner & MSquared save the day as we talk about this weeks news, rumors and dicks! Muscle Daddy gets called out and MSquared finds a new favorite snack! Grab some napkins, this one gets messy!

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Jul 16, 2018

On this episode of RT2 the boys visit @DarienneLake the drag queen from Season 6 @RuPaulsDragRace
NO you nerds not @DarienLake the theme park!  So grab some duct tape and secure all loose articles because you're in for one hell of a ride!

Jul 8, 2018

On Episode 34 of Ride This One, we invite Eric Rentz into the torture chamber! Eric is the former host of The Holiday World Podcast and an all around theme park nerd. We put him up against the ropes as he begs for more pleasure from the potty mouth podcast. ON THIS EPISODE:

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Jul 2, 2018

On this episode of RIDE THIS TWO PODCAST, Sit & Spin with DeLaney and Valentine. Muscle Daddy and Valentine go balls deep on Dolly's Cinnamon loaves before breaking their backs on her Lightning Rod! This weeks circle jerk ends with the boys cumming together to give you the tops, and bottoms, of the coaster world.

Don’t forget to follow the fun on twitter at:

@RT2Podcast

@RTOMuscleDaddy

@RTOValentine

@RTODelaney

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Jun 18, 2018

Welcome to the very first episode of RIDE THIS TWO PODCAST!. We're so desperate we're ripping ourselves off! Join Muscle Daddy, Valentine , and DeLaney on their very first adventure with RIDE THIS TWO! Join them as they gag on Robb Alvey, SFOG, a possible MACK launch Coaster and so much for! Hold on tight because with RTO and RT2 IT'S A CULT NOT A FAMILY!

Don't forget to follow our hosts and new show on twitter at

@RT2Podcast

@RTOMuscleDaddy

@RTOValentine

@RTO Delaney

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Jun 11, 2018

On this episode of Ride This One, we've stolen Mike Collin's Girlfriend! That's right, Izzy joins us on this episode to settle the score on just how big Mike Collin's dick actually is. We go over tons of juicy Coaster Radio gossip and the latest in theme park news

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May 28, 2018

NICK HUTSON joins us on episode 32 of Ride This One! This sexy Brit from across the pond is a famous musical composer for the theme park industry, contributor to The Season Pass Podcast, and host of the podcast, Musical Talk. Goliath and Slater harass Nick Hudson with a little help from Intern Chris and Ryan Delaney. We also have some special guests on this weeks edition of Theme Park Jeopardy! ON THIS SHOW:

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May 14, 2018

On Episode 31 of Ride This One, We are joined by Slater, Goliath, Intern Chris and the biggest of them all Brechner for a sexy good time. Garbear talks about his trip to Las Vegas and Slater talks about his trip to Silver Dollar City. We had a recent fiasco with ACE, so we had to play tribute to that too. Coastersexual Part 3 and a bit of group therapy make their way into the episode. We also talk about all this crap:

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Apr 30, 2018

The 30th episode of RIDE THIS ONE is here! Of course, Garbear bailed to Vegas and the boys got fucked up on things they found under the sink. Valentine, Jordan Driver and Trent Wilken join us as we attempt to shove 30 episodes of debauchery into one gaping roller coaster filled episode. Uncle Kevin returns with a new product, and The Ridefather teaches the boys a lesson about respect. On this epsiode:

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Apr 19, 2018

Today we are joined by Ryan aka Mr. Rye Playland aka Rye Rye!

We get hung up and Hangtime  and talk about  everything from Xcelerator reopening to heads rolling on Verruckt!

We shame Goliath for missing this weeks episode for his anniversary and obviously dick jokes as far as the eye can see! 

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Mar 12, 2018

On episode 27 of Ride This One, Jordan Driver returns to declare his spot as Muscle Daddy of RTO with the #RTOChallenge. The boys also invite Intern Chris out from the basement since Goliath was at Disney this week. We go over Slater's trip to Disney since Garbear is the only broke ass bitch that cant get his ass to Florida. We also talk about all this shit:

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Feb 19, 2018

On this episode we harass Brian Wactlar from The Civil Gore Podcast! You may recognize his voice from one of the many sketches he has voiced for us here on RTO. He is also our resident Jew and all around hilarious coaster enthusiast. Nicolas Cage and The Furry Coaster Club join in on the depravity as well.

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Feb 5, 2018

 

The Ride This One season two premiere is here! Shaun from the Youtube channel Shaun Does Stuff joins us for at least half of the episode before getting black out drunk. We apparently have a way with people, and that way is making people vomit and pass out mid-recording. Loop Dawg, Sir Clicks A Lot, and The Notorious F.A.G. drop their latest track, and we go over our top 2018 coasters. We also drunkenly stumbled through these topics:

Blackpool rips out their wooden wild mouse after lying about renovating it. 

Busch gardens gives Curse Of Dark Castle the axe.

Slater's newest sexy dance

Our favorite new coasters of 2018 including:

and many more! 

That instrumental beat for "Credits In My Stack" was produced by Ocean Beats. Click here to find it on Youtube.

Dec 25, 2017

HOLY SHIT It's part two of our GOLIATH sized Christmas special! Join us again on a daring adventure through the depravity and sketches of Season one and discover some new shit we threw in there too! Happy New Years Bitches!

SEASON 2 Starts Feb 4th!

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Dec 24, 2017

Merry Christmas Eve Bitches!

Join the boys on part one of a VERY SPECIAL two part holiday addition of Ride This One Podcast!

Take a stroll down memory lane with us as we revisit all the fun and sketches of season one!

Oh we made some new stuff too!

 

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Dec 11, 2017

On the final normal episode of this season, we welcome our intern Chris to the show! Don't get used to him though, since he'll be locked away in our basement churning out sketches for the next 2 years. He says its for his resume, but we are sure he is just a budding coaster-sexual that has the hots for Garbear. Whatever, Garbear likes it. IN THIS EPISODE: 

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Nov 30, 2017

Were 21 ya'll!

 

It's just Goliath and Slater in the basement this time as GarBear has escaped to Florida for the Holidays.

 

In this episode S&S takes center stage as we discuss the return of Steeplechase and the embarrassing state of Gale Force and Merlins Mayhem.

 

We discuss Dollywoods new penis coaster and amphitheater

 

Gerstlauer has a major come back in the states while Lakemont Parks future is sketchy at best.

 

Goliath talks about his experience with IAAPA and the sexy new trains he got to feel up.

 

Slater also shares the true story of Thanksgiving and Goliath eats the Kitchen sink!

 

This and much much more on this episode of Potty Mouth Podca. . . I mean Ride This One Podcast!

 

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Nov 13, 2017

Jordan Driver joins us from Hunksville. Hes the sexiest bear coaster enthusiast that we could find. In fact, Jordan has been with us from the very beginning. So, we hopped into his lap and let him take control of this episode with his big sexy arms. We talk about a plethora of junk like:  

Six Flags builds 3 parks in China
Lego Land New York finally gets moving
Hang Time hangs ten at Knotts
Furuvik introduces interactive dark ride
RTO goes VIRAL...Kinda

Jordan goes to Rowdy Bear Mountain.

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Oct 2, 2017

Michael Muldoon from Wild Gravity Travels joins the boys on this episode just to be ravaged by Garett and Slater as soon as he stepped foot in the basement. It's ok, after what Big Boy did to us in this episode, you'll see that Michael got off easy. Michael, or M2 as he is known on the black market, has brought us some juicy details of his coaster past. He also divulges his deepest darkest coaster fueled desires on this weeks addition to the Coaster Sutra. Don't forget to take a spin on the Corkscrew Of Love before you leave. 

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Sep 11, 2017

Kevin Wilson bailed on us for his so called "job," so we had no guest this week. Goliath, Slater, and Garbear took advantage of this by getting drunk and talking about SO MUCH FUCKING NEWS. Seriously, we've never covered this many topics in one episode. We were also visited by Kim Jong Mickey, and that little bully Andrew Brechner since we were behind on our payments. Strap in tight boys and girls because this link list is longer than Slater's dick. 

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Aug 21, 2017

Tim Wilson FINALLY gets his ride on Ride This One. As the Co-Host of The Civil Gore Podcast, Tim is usually drooling over horror films and bad movie franchises rather than roller coasters. We just had to bring him on the show to emasculate him about his tiny coaster count. We also felt pretty guilty, since The Wilson Brothers have been producing sketches for us ever since we locked them down in the basement. Its only fair that Tim get his turn since Kevin has been on the show like a million times. Come get your Crab Fries ladies and gentlemen, this is going to be one crazy dulcet toned filled adventure. IN THIS EPISODE:

 

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